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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via crystallized-teardrops)

thickneyspears:

When your parents call you by your full name

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(via nightwalkers-ghost)

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via hotboyproblems)

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

(via hate)

  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via fake-mermaid)

whistlings:

You know you’re in the next level of the relationship when you show them your feet.

(via maytheoddsbe-everinmyfavour)

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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(via hotguysandpizza)